because I sure as hell won't

"Heater" avoided the sophomore slump with a brilliant 2002-03 campaign

With starting ace Odalis Perez unleashing a fastball strike to Atlanta Braves leadoff man Kelly Johnson

during his tenure with the San Francisco Giants

when he impossibly returned to the field just nine months after suffering a mild stroke

Toronto Maple Leafs Centennial Classic at BMO Field (2017) Panoramic Poster Print - Blakeway Blakeway Worldwide Panoramas because I sure as hell2017 NHL Centennial Classic This panorama of the first ever NHL Centennial Classic commemorates the 100th anniversary of both the NHL and the Toronto Maple Leafs as they faced off against Original Six rival Detroit Red Wings, in Toronto's first outdoor NHL game. This outdoor event, held on New Year's Day, continues the League tradition of hosting a regular season outdoor game at the onset of the new year to celebrate the origin and history of hockey.